How many Portuguese footballers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: A full squad of 20 plus their manager
- Five to simultaneously roll around on the ground clutching various body parts, at different ends of the pitch
- One to flick his hair, a lot
- One to have a legitmate grievance with lightbulbs which is ignored by the referee because his teammates are such tossers.
- One to step over the bulb...and again... and again...
- Four to gather around the referee trying to get the bulb sent off
- One to wink and blow kisses at the referee after he got the bulb sent off
- One lightbulb wizard to do... absolutely nothing really...
- One designated bulb changer who disappears everytime the bulb comes near him
- One to hit the ground right before he makes contact with the bulb
- Three players who can't change a bulb but who can definitely take a penalty
- One fat manager to throw a tantrum about the new FIFA regulation bulb
- & one veteran winger to change the bulb as none of his teammates know how