Still can't decide whether this is awful or funny? I'll put it to the gallery..
Two fonts walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."So the two fonts went and called the SERIF.
So, the fonts returned SANS SERIF, but they brought with them DEPUTY VETTICA. The deputy started to heavily quiz the bartender, and the fonts yelled, "Give 'em HELVETICA!"
The serif was finally located. He was around the BLOCK, reading the TIMES.
Now you may think the deputy's name sounds Czech, but actually it is ITALIC.